Okay! I'm like crazy excited about what happened to me today. I kept asking myself seconds after like was this for real. LMAO!
So today I go into work and Diamond my manager says, "You missed it yesterday the "palm reader" was in here yesterday as soon as you left." I thought daaaaang I would have loved to partake in something like that just for sh**s and giggles ya know. And 20 minutes later the 2 "palm readers" walk in.
One was short, middle aged and chubby and the other was young tall and thin. Both of them looked middle eastern or Indian. So the short older guy comes and starts talking to me and asks me if I want to have a reading and I declined gently. Then, he says "You have a very cheerful face,but you're hiding a lot of pain because of problems with your family." True. But I just smiled and nodded my head.
Then, this guy moves me into the back of the shop so that he can talk to me more in private. I told him, "Im not paying for anything because I don't want to." So of course he keeps talking saying, "there are 3 people thinking about you right now and one of them you don't like." That reading made me laugh out loud because thats fucking random as hell and vague.
Then he says I am craving a relationship and love but I only want to deal with men my age. And he mentioned how sensual, romantic, and sexual I am with the perfect guy. Then he said that there is an older guy in the picture that really wants me but I dont feel the same way yadda yadda yadda.
Here's the kicker: He then precedes to say "you like "big man"... like 8 inches" I freaking died laughing in that man's face. I mean what woman wouldn't enjoy that. Then he says yeah big and thick. And this man gestures the girth with his hands.. To make it worse he grabs his meat right in front of me and asks me to EFFIN touch his thing. Imagine a lil Indian palm reader (with the effin turban..okay over exaggeration and it may have made the story better but) saying "plaaaahhhhhzzzzz touch. laaak thees?"
I was surprisingly nice and said "no nooo... No thank you!" This nasty perv asked me what I was doing tonight. I told him work. And he wanted to take me out. WTF.. Hell Nah. See thats why I cant believe in no dang Palm Readers... Because he should have been able to read that I wasnt feeling him or him telling me what size penis I like.
Sure enough I was baffled and he got up to leave and told me that I needed to pray more and drink more water. FOH with that random generic reading... But, that whole situation was crazy...
