Oh yeah! Im talking to my mother again. Anyway.. My last sexual experience was with a guy that I have had a thing for..for about 9 years. To cut to the chase I wanted it so bad by this point in time that when it happened it was terrible..
By terrible I mean PAINFUL for me. Size issues SMH.. How embarrassing?! I still love him though...
Anyway TODAY, he calls me and asks me for my sister's number because his friend wants it.. I gave him a hard time and told him that he only calls when he wants something. He completely ignores me and asks for the number again. I gave it to him.
So just a few minutes ago my sister says "I just got finished doing his and his best friend's hair." I thought oh wow okay.
Now he is a BIG GUY! I mean like 6'7 probably like 300 pounds. My mother saw him before but I guess she forgot and says "Oh ____! You hurt my daughter.." Then she walks off.
Moral of the story.. Never give your mother specific details of a past sexual experience because it will bite you in the butt. LOL
That is hilarious!!! LOL!
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